Honor the most chaotic bird in modern mystery with this honk-worthy tribute to nonsense. Whether you're debunking lost civilizations, exposing the truth behind cheese monopolies, or just vibing in your apartment waiting for the government to admit geese are time travelers—this shirt's for you.
Wear it. Honk it. Confuse your enemies.
Introducing this whimsical Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt, perfect for anyone wanting to celebrate their lighthearted spirit. Featuring a playful design with a charming character, this shirt effortlessly adds a fun vibe to any outfit. Ideal for casual outings, gatherings with friends, or cozy family events, it ensures you feel comfortable and confident while showcasing your unique personality. This t-shirt is great for all ages and makes a thoughtful gift for occasions like birthdays, holidays, or simply as a surprise for someone special. Embrace the joy of dressing down while still looking stylish!
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Width, in
16.00
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00
Length, in
27.00
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00
Sleeve length, in
7.99
8.23
8.50
8.74
9.02
9.25
9.49
9.72
9.96
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
Product features - Without side seams for a sleek look and reduced fabric waste. - Ribbed knit collar retains shape and enhances comfort. - Shoulder tape stabilizes wear, preventing stretching. - Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for softness and durability. - Ethically produced with Oeko-Tex certification for safety.
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
