For the emotionally unavailable history buff.
Declare your apathy in bold, hazard-yellow style with this hand-drawn heart and deadpan punchline. Whether you're underwhelmed by modern civilization, ancient aliens, or just brunch plans—this shirt says it so you don’t have to.
Perfect for wearing while watching the world burn... or mildly fizzle.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Introducing our Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt, a perfect blend of comfort and style. This tee brings a laid-back vibe to your wardrobe, making it an ideal choice for casual outings or relaxed gatherings. The soft garment-dyed fabric gives it a unique texture and color, enhancing the overall aesthetic. It’s perfect for anyone looking to express their personality or sense of humor, making it a great gift for friends, family, or yourself! Suitable for summer picnics, casual meet-ups, or just lounging at home, this t-shirt is versatile for various occasions including birthdays, casual celebrations, or simply adding a fun piece to your everyday wear.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a comfortable fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams for long-lasting use.
- Seamless design reduces waste and enhances attractiveness.
- Soft garment-dyed fabric adds unique color and texture.
- Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton for ultimate comfort.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean